Archive for July, 2007

A crooked sudu..an oily garfu n mangkuk

Friday, July 20th, 2007

Once upon a time..there was a sudu..eventhough sudu was a bit crooked at first, it was still used to eat char kuey teow..the good structure of da char kuey teow tried to fix da crooked sudu slowly..but at da same time, da sudu went “lebih sudu dari kuah” n lupa diri..went to look for mee goreng mamak-which when u want to eat it..u squeeze some lemon on it..so sudu (of not a rili good quality product of coz) got rusty..

Sudu stayed most of da time in mangkuk..in da search for it’s soul-pair, but it all came to dissapointment..bcoz sudu mmg lah dah crooked..then rusty plak tuh..Then senduk found sudu a pair from behind da kitchen..dat is garfu, which is also a bit rusty n oily..(dats y they match each other purrfectly)..bcoz no garfu of good quality would want to be paired wit a rusty sudu rite?..pluz u’ll give stomache to da user..

Any how..pity garfu, coz no matter what happens..sudu will gain more..bcoz of its structure-da sudu will cedok all da food for itself..n leave all da leftovers to garfu..garfu then will become rustier n be thrown away..sudu pun will face da same faith actually..but there’s alwiz senduk to back it up..so, we’ll see how far they go..

As for mangkuk..now sits on a high shelf n only allows pasta to be served in it..(n maybe sushi once in a while). .giving some space for it’s mate from

Europe

..hope there’s no prob wit da shipping process..n carefull not to slip from da shelf..coz it’ll break..muahahahaha!!

p/s: characters involved does not constitute to any of those dead or alive

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Malaysiaku Gemilang

Monday, July 16th, 2007

Hmm..it’s been a month since I stepped my foot on this sacred earth

Malaysia

..touched down on da 17th of June at 8.00 am..had butterflies in my stomach..tis is da first time I x balik Mesia for 1 year..MAN!! Saw my dad first..hugged him..waaa rase nk nanges..then went to the other side of de arrival hall coz mak thought I kuar from dat side..saw my apple of da eye..mak dah kurus n she looks so tired..sian dier..these are da peeps whose been sacrificing a lot for me..THANK YOU BABA n MAK..LOVE U GUYS SO MUCH!!..my bro pun ade..sampai2 jer terus gi makan nasi lemak sambal sotong..heaven guiller!! Then balik umah rehat..mlm went out for dinner-SEAFOOD MY FAV!! Terubat my cravings for months..

2nd week in

Malaysia

went out wit dora..first of all gi UKM, she had to submit her thesis at last..all the hard work..she finally completed her masters-CONGRATZ babe!! I bet by the time I graduate from

Russia

..she’ll finish her Ph.d as well..and both of us will be called-DOCTORS..HAHA!! had a brief tour around UKM..major improvement-especially now it is first ranked in Malaysia..then had Nandos for dinner n visited baby Rafiq in SJMC..be strong baby rafiq..we all love u!!

Started my elective training in da 3rd week..choosed da Peads Institute in HKL to do it. Well my first day didn’t go as well as others..there wuz tis old bitch-suppose to be one of da specialist laa..as da staff nurse was about to introduce me to her-straight away she asked “Why Russia?”..I said, well bcoz it’s affordable n dun think there’s any prob since we have JPA scholars n Mara’s there too..then she asked again, if u can rili afford it..y not go to

UK

?..ek ele makcik sekor ni, malas laa aku nk brag, it’s not da first time I got the offer for RCSI..but MARA cam hampeh..kejap kata fund frozen laa..kejap kata dah xde kuota laa but senyap2 I heard ader gak mangkuk2 hayun yg dapat..cet-KRONISME!!..I told da bitch, well doc, if u can afford to fork out 1 million per child to do medicine in

UK

..by all means..SILAKAN!! then dier tanyer bape our fees in

Russia

..which is obviously far more less than

UK

..then she nodded..then dier start bukak citer kata..they had experience wit Russian graduates before this..all couldn’t perform well..me trying my best to back our seniors..I said “I’m not sure bout da unofficial batches, but officially Russian graduates baru balik last year-MMA nyer..then she said..”No..laaa. dah ramai..

sumer

x ley pakai..” DEM!! I dunno where to put my face..she even mentioned one of da names which I’am familiar to-ARGHH!! dah la depan patient-WTF!! I feel like killing those seniors-SERIOUSLY!! I bumped into dat senior on da way out of da institute..I feel like pulling her hairs out. Thanx for giving those peeps such a good impression about Russian grads..To da 1st official graduating batch from RSMU- Tolong laa ek, jangan buat malu kaum ok-plz perform well in

ur

housemanship!! ..then in da eve dat bitch cari psl wit me again about da stethoscope-eii geramnyer!! But thnx to her-now I can diff between rales n crepitations..huhu!!

Will be going over to HUSM end of tis month to join Prof Rani’s surgery team. Haven’t confirmed da date yet but most probably after da 28th..will be accompanied by few mates..sori ler..x ley reramai.

I notice dat everywhere I go..there’ll be 2-3 DAWGS trying to ruin my plan..but aint nobody gonna break my stride-nobody gonna hold me down..prayers-so dat everything goes well.

Dat mangkuk from

UK

is back..hehe, more peeps for me to bug!! YEAY!!

my baby will be back by middle of Aug..waaa-so lil time left for us then..but will try my best to cherish every moment of it..until then..papai!!